Humor - Dear God Letters

Dear God... Letters from Children

If, we as adults, could be this innocent - wouldn't it be a peaceful world?

Dear God:

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw

the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Eugene

Dear God:

Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was

it an accident?

Norma

Dear God:

Instead of letting people die and having to make

new ones,why don't you just keep the ones you

have now?

Jane

Dear God:

Who draws the lines around the countries?

Nan

Dear God:

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in

church. Is that okay?

Katy

Dear God:

Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed

for was a puppy.

Alex

Dear God:

It rained for our whole vacation and is my father

mad! He said some things about you that people

are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not

hurt him anyway.

Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God:

Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything

before. You can look it up.

Ryan

Dear God:

If we come back as something, please don't let me

be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

John

Dear God:

I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but

not with so much hair all over.

Sam

Dear God:

I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not

praying.

Elliott

Dear God:

I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in

the world. There are only four people in our family

and I can never do it.

George

Dear God:

Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah

and David the best.

Michael

Dear God:

My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't

sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they?

Christopher

Dear God:

If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my

new shoes.

Cathy

Dear God:

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday

school, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole

your idea.

Sincerely,

Courtney

Dear God:

I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well,

I just want you to know that I am not just saying this

because you are God already.

Charles

Dear God:

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so

much if they had their own rooms. It works with my

brother and me.

Larry

www.ChristianChurch.Net ... Since January 27, 1998

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